Blog #11

ROSE and PHIL enter the kitchen looking about for napkins to clean up PHIL's punch mishap. ROSE walks straight in without hesitation, while PHIL slinks in, looking embarrassed and worried.

 Phil

(looks embarrassed) So......where do you think the napkins are? (he has a worried afterthought)  Do you think there are spiders in here?????

Rose

(looking impatient) Well yes, I imagine there are. So who are you exactly?

Phil

(he looks worried) You...you don't recognize me? (he jumps) was that a spider?!

Rose

(very confused) all I know is that you are the clutz who spilled punch all over this horrid dress, I should bake you a cake! No, that wasn't a spider.......

Phil

(looking relieved) oh...okay. Well I'm Phil! Phil Charming....(he holds out his hand, and then looks worried as she still doesn't recognize him)The  one...erm, the one who...
Rose
(she looks stunned) Oh crap. YOU? I have to marry YOU? um, not that you aren't great or anything I just...uhhh (she thinks quickly and then runs to the corner pointing at something) SPIDER!
(Phil jumps a foot and scrambles to get a spoon. He bravely waves it around)
Phil
Don't worry! It is my duty and my honor...
Rose
( she walks from behind him and walks briskly, searching the cupboards) yes do shut up about that please we came to get napkins.
Phil
(he stutters)Quite, Quite right. yes. of course. well what's that in the corner? It looks like a pile of rags, that might do!(he warily approaches the pile of cloth)

Rose

Yes I suppose this will do...OW! Crapsicles!(she draws back the cloth, revealing a spinning wheel and pricks her finger)

(Phil hesitates, lookes confusedly at her, and slumps to the ground, and Rose stares, confused)

Rose

(standing over Phil who is clearly still breathing) Oh drat.