Phil
(embarassed) So......where do you think the napkins are? (worried afterthought) Do you think there are spiders in here?????
Rose
(impatient) Well yes, I imagine there are. So who are you exactly?
Phil
(worried) You...you don't recognize me? (jumps) was that a spider?!
Rose
(confused) all I know is that you are the clutz who spilled punch all over this horrid dress, I should bake you a cake! No, that wasn't a spider.......
Phil
(relieved) oh...okay. Well I'm Phil! Phil Charming....(he holds out his hand, and then looks worried as she still doesn't recognize him)The one...erm, the one who...
Rose
Oh crap. YOU? I have to marry YOU? um, not that you aren't great or anything I just...uhhh (thinking quickly) SPIDER!
(Phil jumps a foot and scrambles to get a spoon. He bravely waves it around)
Phil
Don't worry! It is my duty and my honor...
Rose
yes do shut up about that please we came to get napkins.
Phil
(stuttering)Quite, Quite right. yes. of course. well what's that in the corner? It looks like a pile of rags, that might do!
Rose
Oh crap. YOU? I have to marry YOU? um, not that you aren't great or anything I just...uhhh (thinking quickly) SPIDER!
(Phil jumps a foot and scrambles to get a spoon. He bravely waves it around)
Phil
Don't worry! It is my duty and my honor...
Rose
yes do shut up about that please we came to get napkins.
Phil
(stuttering)Quite, Quite right. yes. of course. well what's that in the corner? It looks like a pile of rags, that might do!
Rose
Yes I suppose this will do...OW! Crapsicles!(she draws back the cloth, revealing a spinning wheel and pricking her finger)
(Phil hesitates, cookes confusedly at her, and slumps to the ground, and Rose stares, confused)
Rose
(standing over Phil who is clearly still breathing) Oh drat.
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